What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What are you?

Broke.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!