What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"