What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...