What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf