Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.