How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.