How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose