How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.