How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool