How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.