How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.