How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden