How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden