Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.