Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.