Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.