Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.