Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.