Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.