Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.