Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table