Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot