Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.