What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...