What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it