What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it