What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.