Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.