Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.