Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...