What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.