What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!