The hip replacement guy. /dad
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
She named him Oedipus.
A sturgeon.
He had a staff infection...
The ultra sound guy.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.