Cool Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"