Cool Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Quadratic Formula Jokes More Quadratic Formula Jokes

Why is the quadratic formula so cool?

Because it has 'ac'.

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...