In a blow up pool
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool
The Just-Ice League.
Cool your jets.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
He was 0K.
A: It loses its cool.
David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Pop, Lock & Drop It
All that was left was de brie.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Because it has 'ac'.
Their Quadratic Formula!
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
To a retail store.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
A: "Would you like fries with that "
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Emptea!
Reality. I'll show myself out now...