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What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

0 K Jokes More 0 K Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2