What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Previous Random Joke Next

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.