When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Hairstyle Jokes More Hairstyle Jokes

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut