How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.