How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough