How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.