How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough