Feel around for the dough nuts
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because they literally can't even.
Annette.
Deja phew!
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
A crowbar.
The middle yeast
The pilot was a loaf of bread
buns
A clubbed sandwich
He didn't knead any more dough.
You, knead me.