How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.