How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back