Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
Sorry.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Jesus may actually return some day.
Rise up lights
You would rise and shine.
Because they are in bread.
inbred
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back