How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.