How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.