How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow