Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.