Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)