Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What do you call a rising poll?

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