Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.