Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.