Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."