Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.