Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!