Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.