Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.