Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.