Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!