Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave