Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.