Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.