Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.