Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"