Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer