Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.