Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer