Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.