What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight