Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.
The ones in the mail of course!
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He heard it was finger licking good.
You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
A broken nose.
Straight answers about relationships.