Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight