Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.