Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.