Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.