Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.