Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.