Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ