Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.