Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.