Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Skeleton Cross Road Jokes More Skeleton Cross Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.