Because he had no guts.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
Rust-in-peace.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Because they got no body to dance with!
Because they got no organs.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
He was dead.