Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Skeleton Cross Road Jokes More Skeleton Cross Road Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.