What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon