What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon