What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.