What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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They were too sacrifishal

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No WiFi...

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A real mess on your hands.

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Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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X marks the pot, matey."

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Oh, hi Marks!

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Astronomical

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A new-Bourne