Matt Damon Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.