What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon