How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.