How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.