How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.