He Apollo-gized.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A: He Apollo-gized.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
