What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !