What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"