What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.