What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.