What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"