Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!