Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.