The cow jumped over the moon.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
It lacks gravity.
A: A lunartick.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
