What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.