What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Acting surprised.

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What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

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me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.