What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Depends.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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Because 7 (eight) 9

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental