What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.