What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental