What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What are spiders webs good for ?

Spiders !

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.