Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird