She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Because his mother was in a jam.
He was a little down.
Garbage gets picked up!
He made them Batman.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
yesallwomen
The Elfabet!