Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.