Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny