Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.