Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!