Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.