Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.