Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's