Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.