Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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My donation check to the orphanage.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"