Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!