Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.