Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America