Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether