What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat