La chaim-lich maneuver.
Nobody nose!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Tequila Mockingbird
She choked.
Neither of them are gonna choke.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat