What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat