Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.