Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.