Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.