Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.