What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!