What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.