What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.