What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.