What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.