What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"