What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.