What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!