What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.