What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?