What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.