What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.