What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?