Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

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How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."