Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.