Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record