Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.