Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.